"The Wings couldn't have beat you any worse if you were wearing a leash and forgot your safe word"

One of many gems to be found in the Battle of Alberta's absolutely outstanding Flames flame-out thread.

Is it just me, or does the smack in Battle comment sections (Ontario and Alberta) get taken to a whole new level of awesomeness when the two combatants find themselves on either side of the 8th place cutoff line? Fans always seem to bring their A-game when cheering against their most hated opponent.