Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Tank 4 Tavares: Nearing Halfway
With Tampa, Atlanta and St. Louis all dropping early games, tonight's matchup with the Oil is becoming another must lose for the Sens. New York appears to have a lock on most balls in the bin, but with a fully recovered DiPietro they can possibly give up some ground in the second half. Remember, those three head-to-head losses give us the tiebreaker if needed!
UPDATE: Spezza's got us up 1-0, enhancing his potential trade return from holiday fruit cake to half-used Starbucks gift card.
Every media outlet in Vancouver would like you to know...
What, no box-flash for us gawkers? So much for that BSP nick...
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Game Day: Tickets! Tickets! Who Needs Tickets!?
If I can't make a deal, I'll be sporting my own contribution to A Farce United, enduring the stinging taunts of hundreds of Golden V-clad greaseballs from Surrey:
Friday, December 26, 2008
Holy Crap
Am I close?
Monday, December 22, 2008
MUPPET VS MUPPET
The Atlanta Thrashers, apparently. Oh, and the Vesa Toskala annual groin injury. The stars have aligned, now he has to take advantage. Nobody is saying he has to take the #1 job right now, but he ought to keep himself around for a while with some solid play.
Like Jeremy Williams has. Man, this kid has one hell of a shot. Have the Leafs stumbled upon a hidden gem or what? Is he on the team for good?
Tough call. It's no secret the Leafs want to get tougher and players like Williams aren't exactly making the Lucic's of the league second-guess themselves. But I think now is the time to dress as much talent as you can, show GM's what we've got, and worry about team toughness later.
So what you're saying is that Williams is better trade bait now than he was two weeks ago?
Exactly. It's not just the Leafs who are looking for young skill so my guess is Burke must be considering deals like the one Fletcher did for Stempniak. Williams is part of a logjam of smallish players on this team (including Stempniak), so chances are somebody will be traded - the Leafs will not be this slight in their top 6 come next September.
Is Williams the biggest surprise so far this year?
Not even close. For me it's Nikolai Kulemin. He's been OK from a production standpoint(13 pts), but what impresses me is the way he uses the body. He's about 18 months and 20 pounds of muscle away from being a very good power forward. There's a reason he's still up and Tlusty is down. Watch closely next game and you'll see how aggressive he can be, plus we already know he has great hands. He just needs some seasoning, but I think he might be a hidden gem.
Ok, so it's game night for the Leafs. Any predictions?
I think I'll take a page out of my Senator-Fan brethren and be way over-cocky at the slightest sign of success or whenever a player is called up (Yay, Cody Bass!!!!).
Let's call this one a 3-1 gem from Pogge.
Who gets the game winner?
We're all winners when the Leafs play. Don't be so daft.
Right. Sorry.
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Game Day: Even Ruutu vs Avery couldn't make this bumfight watchable
Like the bootleg DVD, deriving enjoyment from tonight's match will be considered a sign of moral degeneracy by future generations.
Sens 1, Stars n+1, where n > 0, enjoy the WJC everyone!
Friday, December 19, 2008
Game Day: Who Farking Cares Edition
1. Watch last year's Don Cherry video. Number 19, the one chronicling The Run. If you don't mist up reliving Saprykin's Game 1 tap-in you have no soul.
2. Think of a West Coast appropriate posterboard slogan / visiting fan attire for December 28th. For example, instead of the traditional paper bag and eyeholes, try one of those organic eco-bags or a Lululemon leg warmer pulled across the face in order to conceal your identity. As for sloganeering, "TREVOR LINDEN HAS AIDS" will certainly get you stomped on in this town, and perhaps a more humble "SPEZZA FOR LUONGO???" sets the appropriate tone.
3. Drink lots of whiskey to keep warm. Plan to escape future winters by keeping your eye on the Cali/Arizona real estate markets, waiting for the bottom (the Kings and Coyotes should have powerhouse squads in fairly short order).
Sens 1, Devilszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
GAME DAY THREAD - Battle of the last place teams?
Leafs host the Devils and lately Clemmenson has looked a lot like the guy he's filling in for. Toronto have had more luck against the Devils since last year, but the bookies likely won't let that sway them. This smells like an end to the modest Leafs win streak.
Lastly, it's looking like Sundin will be a Ranger by end of week. They visit the ACC in Feb I believe, which already has me wondering: is he boo'd or cheered? Tough not to have at least one eyebrow raised when his reasons for not being traded last Feb have been completely contradicted in every way. Tough also not to give props to the Leafs all-time leading scorer and all-around good guy.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Game Day: Hedman Cup Edition
I think I'll have a white towel handy for tonight's match. In the meantime, enjoy this scouting viddie for 6'7", 220 lb Chara replacement Victor Hedman.
Friday, December 12, 2008
Hockey Central has given up. Have you, Sens fans?
McLean: It's getting scary in OttawaAs I put my glass down and sit back slightly in over-sized chair, fire burning in fireplace, twin hunting dogs at my side, I look at you Sens fans, and ask: Are they right?
Waters:You know what's really sad Doug? They're doing the best they can. This is not a very good hockey team, and I don't know whether there's a one move fix? I would think that Bryan Murray has got to do something?
McLean: He needs a shocker of a trade. That's what he needs. A blockbuster.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Game Day: Sens at Hawks
Sens 3, Hawks 2 (Pizza x3 as per the script), Murray scrutinizes FBI affidavit, vows to apply Blago School of Negotiation techniques to next Khabibulin pitch.
Friday, December 05, 2008
Everyone just take it easy out there
Flying pucks are the least of your worries, try to keep your wits about you.
Thursday, December 04, 2008
In Sloth we trust
[stats via Behind the Net and NHL numbers, nick via 6thSens]
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
How many fantasy points for trash talking through the media?
Sadly, I'll miss out on the 25 penalty minutes he would have racked up for my BoOB team before he was rushed to the trauma unit at Foothills Provincial Hospital (they have a heli-pad and 24-hour service!).
What a card this guy is. Watching the reactions from Turco and other Stars in the video below the story, I'm thinking his chances of remaining in Dallas and my chances of trading him now, are slim to none.
Or are they? Who wants to make a BoOB deal?
Saturday, November 29, 2008
BRIAN BURKE NIGHT IN CANADA
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Battle Game Day: LIVE Edition - The Enemy of My Enemy is Still My Enemy...
Sens 6, Leafs 2 (Heatley with a pair, Alfie, Ruutu, Kelly, and Schubert scores in his return). A pizza stimulus package is delivered, the leafs fall below the Sens in the standings and we all get up in the morning and go back to hating on the habs.
Music for the pre-game skate: It's gotta be LIVE - Live Wire LIVE.
GAMEDAY: LEAFS AT BRIAN BURKE
They only play Toronto six times a year and instead of getting to bath in the vast coverage and brilliant spotlight that only playing against God's team brings, Brian Burke goes ahead and agrees to become the next president and general manager of the Toronto Maple Leafs hours before game time.
The Sens go from riding shotgun to sitting on the hump in the middle of the back seat. Sorry about that. Hope this helps you sell out those last 500 tickets though!
Burke, with all the reins. Welcome aboard buddy. Win a cup and we'll rename the CN tower after you. Do it by beating the Sens along the way, and we'll name all of Jason Spezza's hometown after you. Burkeville. Nice huh?
Just in
Nov 27, 2008, 8:40 AM EST
The Toronto Maple Leafs announced Thursday that they have asked the NHL that the team be allowed to forfeit their games until 'The Saviour' arrives.
They instead propose an around the clock circle jerk while chanting His name until that time. The team believes that since their fans no longer care whether or not they win hockey games, and that clearing cap space before He arrives is the most important objective for the franchise in 2008-09, the league should agree to this proposal.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
The next GNR album will come before the Leafs win a cup
Pat Quinn has the best winning percentage of any Leaf GM. Who has the 2nd best?
Cue the Burke T-shirt vendors!
The Star: 3 articles
The Sun: 3 articles
The Globe: 3 articles
Anything to distract the fans from the mess on the ice. The team has the worst GA in the league with it's entire backend under contract for next year.
Flashback to September:
For a team that ranked 26th among the 30 NHL teams last season in goals allowed (3.2 per game), learning how to prevent goals could take longer than three weeks.
"It's going to be the running theme throughout the year," Wilson said. "Guys probably won't like it, because it's the thing that no one wants to practice. But it needs to be done."
Toronto also ranked second-last on the penalty kill with a 78.1% success rate. But Wilson said he would be preaching a defence-first strategy even if he were coaching the current Stanley Cup champion Detroit Red Wings.
"Everyone in Toronto - from the fans to the media to the players - seems to be concerned with who is going to score," Wilson said. "I'm more concerned with preventing goals."
Not Fletcher. He's brought in another career minus player in Stempiak.
Maybe Burke can sign a sibling of Jay Bouwmeester or Mike Komisarek?
UPDATE: He's everywhere! 'Burke crowned 'Dancing with the Stars' queen'
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Screw the Habs
Crosby
Malkin
Ovechin
Chara
Gonchar
Fleury
Vote here.
Monday, November 24, 2008
Canadian Blog Awards
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Early Game Day: Rangers @ SNES
So here's to a successful debut in the black, may it give us the illusion of size and speed. While "Back In Black" is sure to be in heavy rotation, I decided to go with the blackest of black: Chuck and Flava dropping a more appropriately titled "Black Steel In the Hour of Chaos".
Sens 2, Rangers 0 (Spezza, Alfie), while watching Redden fall down in his own end, we are reminded that although our blue line is thin, it's not scarfing up 6 million in cap space.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Game Day: Chin up, we're not at the 20 game mark yet!
Drawing into the lineup tonight are the Super Bass-O-Matic 76, Brendan Bell (possibly working the PP) and Ilya Zubov. On the outs are Fisher and Neil (who have been largely unnoticeable with the exception of the Dumb Penalty Face(TM)), as well as Christoph Schubert (appropriately enough on Kick a Ginger Day).
Look out Habs! The lads are almost ready to play some real hockey. OTT's goal diff only puts us at 10th in the east after 20 (still much improved from how the last quarter ended). You'll note a certain first round opponent and eventual EC champ started off in Ottawa's position last year. Once the offence starts clicking again (i.e. the issue of how to move the puck smoothly out of our own end is resolved), we may be back on our way up.
Sens 5, Habs 1 (Bass, Bell, Heatley 2, Spezza), Scotiabank's second most irritating visitors save their applause for the post game strip at Pigale's.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Let's see it!
The expectations are huge!
When It Rains It Pours
Senators centre Mike Fisher is expected to miss two weeks with strained right knee ligaments, it was announced after practice this morning.The news is worse on Chris Neil. The rugged right winger will have arthroscopic surgery to repair a torn meniscus in his right knee. It's not yet known how long Neil will be out of the lineup.
Monday, November 17, 2008
Where are the car flags now?
Bruins at Leafs 7:30pm - Sportsnet Ontario
It's almost as if our two Ontario teams are fulfilling each others destiny. Late September if you showed me records that read 7-7-4 and 6-9-2, I would have put money down the second one belonged to the Leafs.
A loss tonight will inch Toronto closer to where they are expected to be. Can't say the same for the Sens.
Enjoy this one responsibly.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
How The Mighty Have Fallen
Not sure about you guys, but I'd be getting mighty offended: Joe ("Joe"? Really? "JOE?") MacDonald. Michael Leighton. Mike Smith. Jonas Hiller. Craig Anderson. Brent Johnson. Patrick Lalime (Jesus wept...). What do these names have in common? They're all backup goaltenders. They're all backup goaltenders who have started against the Senators this year. Sixteen games played; seven backups have started against us. And the first five listed herein? Totally kicked our ass. Make of this information what you will.
Ouch.
Friday, November 14, 2008
Good Morning!
Jason Blake comes back after his 2nd benching and sets up two goals and gets under the oppositions skin.
The Leafs outwork another NHL team last night and find themselves in 8th place for their troubles.
We have the leading rookie goal scorer in the NHL and we didn't draft him.
Somebody carve Ron Wilson out of bronze and raise his statue on York street. Right beside one of Cliff Fletcher.
It's Friday morning, mid November, 2008.
We have a hockey team again.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Time to take out the anger?
The Leafs are in Edmonton and Lowetide understates the issue when your team faces the blue team:
Should be a good game tonight, with the only real negative being the number of Leafs fans in the house.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
First Sundin sells his house. Now this!
Thank God the Leafs are on the west coast this week.
Let the carnival begin...
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Game Day: Spit-take edition
Let's safely assume, though that tonight's victory over the habs will depend less on goaltending and more on some Heatley-Spezza firepower, particularly on the power play. As both have have racked up over 30 points against Montreal in their last three seasons as a couple, a public ass-paddling from the coach couldn't have come at a better time.
Following up on Saturday's observations, is anyone else shifting (Sens fans or not) their hatred from Toronto to Montreal this year? Is it the "entitlement" vibe emanating from the Bell centre? The disappearance of old favourites like Sundin, Tucker, McCabe? No more Neale and Bob homerism from the Hockey Night booth? Was a town near you overrun with noisy, red-white-and-blue clad pests during last year's finals?
Let tonight stand as a reminder to the potential Eastern Conference champs - we may be waiting for you in that eighth seed. The Bruins gave you a good scare last year, and surely you wouldn't want a longstanding foe ruining the storybook season?
Sens 4, Habs 1 (Heatley 2, Spezza 2), Youpie covers his eyes and shakes his furry head before cuing up the Habs Riot Song.
Monday, November 10, 2008
THREE GAMES
Secondary Scoring?
Heatley, Spezza, Afraidsson: 42 pts
The rest of the forwards: 39 pts
Saturday, November 08, 2008
Hard to accept
1. The Sens aren't playing till Tuesday.
2. I'm sober and cheering for the Leafs as they play the habs.
Thanks for nothing, Saturday night!
Friday, November 07, 2008
Game Day: From Pizza to Boxed Lunches
Thru 36 games with the Canes, Corvo is 9-17-26, +3 while thru 24, Eaves is 1-6-7, -1. Although Stillman put up comparable numbers while here and Commodore was never brought in to provide offense, it worth contemplating how much worse the 2008 playoffs might have gone had these two not led the team in scoring (as impossible as that may have seemed). In retrospect, given the way the Sens season played out, the trade was not quite the equivalent of shuffling the decks on the Titanic, maybe more like stopping to pick up a couple of strong swimmers just before hitting the iceberg.
Now, in case you're wondering if the pizza days are truly done, who would've thought around February of last year that the Sens could pull off a pair of sub five-goal victories with the big three averaging barely 20 minutes a game?
Sens 4, Canes 2 (Vermette, Schubert, Alfie, Kelly), members of the Joe Corvo fan club silently weep.
Thursday, November 06, 2008
Game Day: We get results
Sens 3, Flyers 2 (Alfie, Spezza, Smith!), Auld continues to battle in heroic Tugnuttian fashion.
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
MUPPET VS MUPPET
It sure does. We had a lot riding on this portly wee dangler last season and it blew up in our faces.
It did. Then again, at least this proves we weren't completely out of our minds.
And it saves MLSE a bit of money on team dinners.
That too.
Speaking of underachieving players, what the hell is going on with Vesa Toskala?
You mean him letting in a billion goals a game?
Yes. That.
Not sure. I don't think anybody's looking for superstar numbers from this guy, but he's pretty far below his career averages right now. He started last year slow too.
Ah yes, last year. Right about now we were comparing him and Emery on BoO weren't we?
Indeed. Of course this time last year America also had a white red-neck president, Heath Ledger was making movies and the Sens were 9-1.
So what you're saying is that things change?
They sure do you handsome devil. They sure do.
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Game Day: This is gonna hurt a little
The six million dollar pointless wonder, Mike Fisher was a -3 against the Caps last year and it's anyone's guess whether he'll pick tonight to have a breakout game. I'd say its unlikely seeing as That Guy is back in action and could well go head to head with him. Even at almost 18 minutes a game, it's hard to notice Fisher out there. The trademark head down net drive is gone and he's been flopped around more than a 213 pounder should.
Sadly, I think November kicks off on a bad vibe. They're going with the dreaded backup goalie, and Ovie is itching to get his stats back up to pace. Caps 5, Sens 2 (Alfie, Neil), the Southeast owns us again.
In honour of tonight's battle between national capitals, and the occasion of our friends to south picking their latest preznit, we pump you up with a little Tenacious D. Feel free to give us your election picks, but try and keep the flamethrowers on safety.
Sunday, November 02, 2008
Kovulchuk Rumours.
Fletcher denies it flat out, and if the Leafs did want Kovulchuk it would be costly. Some might argue such a move also flies in the face of the Leafs "rebuild strategy".
But hold on.
Ilya is 25 years old. This isn't some washed up vet. Add that this guy leads the NHL in goals scored since 2002/2003, and the Leafs would have their franchise forward for years to come.
I'll guess that if Fletcher really wanted him, it would cost the Leafs their 1st and 2nd round pick and a cluster of our better prospects (maybe Kulemin and Tlusty?). Ouch.
Saturday, November 01, 2008
An evening with the Sens. A Weekend with the Leafs.
A rare Saturday and Sunday night schedule has Toskala and the Leafs facing the Rangers back-up tonight, while Joseph gets the start tomorrow in Carolina.
I imagine on a Hurricanes blog some guy named Tampa fan in Dirty Rutherford is making a point that Toronto are saving their back-up for the Canes. Or something like that.
The Sens will face the suddenly rolling Lightning, sending their back-up Auld who has been anything but a #2 this week.
By tomorrow the Sens could be tied with the Leafs. Maybe we'll start seeing some posting around here? Me and Duff can't keep the hate up ourselves y'all.
Friday, October 31, 2008
Even Crosby is getting badmouthed!
Semin asks, what's so special about Crosby?
Man, I am definitely tuning in for the next caps/pens game!
An Open Letter to Fans of the Toronto Maple Leafs
Dear Most Valuable Losers:
Yesterday, continuing a long-standing trend, another Toronto reporter took a cheap shot at Leaf fans (screenshots: one two). This time it was Howard Berger who called us "losers" but we've seem the same cookie-cutter article from virtually everyone who covers the team.
Quite frankly, we've had enough.
As fans, we believe that those most deserving of our praise and our scorn are directly involved in the game, whether it's on the ice, in the press box or in the executive corridors. Fans don't pencil in the starting five, make bad trades, or write the headlines of the day and shouldn't be blamed (or praised) for the totals in the wins and loss column.
Hockey may be just a game but it's also a passion. If you're looking for passionate hockey coverage that offers insight and humour and you're sick of being blamed for supporting a team you're passionate about, you have a better option.
It's time to leave the media superstars behind. There's compelling, timely, wide-ranging content waiting just for you online in the Barilkosphere.
Many have found this better way of following the Leafs, but not every Leafs fan has been so lucky. Please send this message to your fellow Leaf fans via e-mail or postings on message boards and let them know that they do have a choice.
We hope you'll join us here in the Barilkosphere and become regular readers.
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Thursday, October 30, 2008
Alfie
UPDATE: The numbers seem to settle on 22 over 4 years - 5.5 per which is 1.1 more than his current cap hit.
Some here on the radio and print are questioning why this was announced in Florida and not at home.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
LEAFS IN THE SWAMP
Zach Parise said this about the Leafs:
"Coach told us that this will be the hardest working team we've faced so far this season."
I just checked the entire internet and nope, nobody has ever said the same thing about the Sens.
7:30pm. TSN. Enjoy the game.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Stamkos' Turn?
Colaiacovo, Frogren and White won't be stopping anybody, as they're scratched for tonight's game. Maybe Dallas need a d-man or two since they lead the NHL in fishing pucks out of their own net. Somebody give Fletcher's cell phone to Brett Hull, and fast.
Where stopping goals hasn't been the Leafs problem in the last week, the PP has. Will Wilson's new powerplay strategy help?
Tune in to find out. 7:30pm puck drop.
Monday, October 27, 2008
Sens win! Sens win!
"Mock" Draft
Victor Hedman or John Tavares?
PPP Interviews Pat Quinn
What have I been doing? Oh, just talking to my new BFF Pat Quinn. Here's a sneak peek:
"It's important for Luke to be aware that the Toronto market is super competitive. You have guys that see sports coverage as entertainment and think that they are the story. There are guys that don't care about the facts and a lot of the criticism is disingenuous. This environment means that a lot of time the coverage in Toronto is not fair."Read the rest here.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Battle Game Day: "It's Still Early"
There is no logic to this of course, based on what I've seen in seven pretty ragged games so far. It's just the thought of the Leafs being ahead of us in the standings that is so upsetting to all that is right and orderly in the universe - I close my eyes, shake my head and think surely this aberration will correct itself sooner or later.
To take us back to the last time the playoffs bypassed Ontario entirely would get you to 1991-1992, when a certain Kanata-based club was still in the womb (for the last time the Leafs were in and the Sens on the outs, you'd need to rewind to 1995-1996, the era of Dave Allison, Mike Bales, Stan Neckar and Bob Dole). The simple fact of the matter is that the Sens are two points back of the Leafs, tied for 14th with the Lightning and Flyers and only a single point ahead of the last place Islanders (who have a game in hand). Sens have scored five more goals than the Leafs and maintain a GF-GA of -2 compared to the Leafs -8. The mismatch between Ottawa offense and Toronto defense has produced some pitiful beat downs in the past several years, but Ottawa's average scoring pace is depreciating rapidly since 2005-2006, in an opposite slope to the GA/gm plot:
The power play now appears to be Ottawa's best hope, as they are now the second worst 5v5 team in the league. Leaf penalty killers will have their work cut out for them.
With regards to this evening's Battle, recall that last year things were so close it took a single goal in the final game of the season series to break the tie in the Battle (4 wins apiece). Will the tables finally turn this season? Did Axl finally make good on his promise to rock the 21st century? Well, like I say "It's Still Early" to make that call.
Sens 5, Leafs 4 (SO): Heatley x2, Kelly, Kuba. Ruutu instructs Toskala on the art of the shootout. To set the stage, and to remind you that 1991-1992 wasn't all bad it's about time for everyone to GET IN THE RING.
Our last Battle GDT had 229 comments. That's right, that's how we roll around here.
Friday, October 24, 2008
Window, what window, I don't know what you're talking about
MUPPET VS MUPPET
I'm not sure exactly. Although, Sens fans tend to go into hiding when the Sens are losing. Even more so when the Leafs are winning.
You have a point. And since Ottawa are 1. Below Toronto in the standings and 2. Facing yet another back-up goaltender, well, this eliminates two of three most popular topics around here for them.
Ha ha. You have them there. Wait, what's the third one?
That whole 1967 thing.
Of course. Well they have us there.
Ya. They do. Anyway, onto the game tonight, it could be an interesting one. Two struggling teams that met in the finals a few years ago trying to get things on track. Maybe it will get rough?
Speaking of which, did Scott Niedermayer ever exact revenge on Afraidsson for shooting the puck at him in the playoffs?
You know, I have no idea?? Maybe ask a Sens fan. I'm sure there will be one or two around tonight.
If they're winning...
Of course.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Mats
Here are some of the teams allegedly interested in his services and their available cap space (source nhlnumbers.com).
OTTAWA: $3.2M
Murray has made enough stupid trades to get band-aid help part way through the last two seasons. Could this be his next? Mats may take a pay cut but to expect him to play for $3M is a stretch, especially for a team with no hope of a Cup. Ottawa would have to subtract from the roster once again.
DETROIT: $999,000
If Mats was going to take a major pay cut this might be the team to do it for. Not this much though. Detroit would have to make room. They have quality players to move more than most teams.
NEW YORK RANGERS: $969,000
Same deal as Detroit, only less cap space. We're talking a major trade or buy-out to make room here. Hard to imagine them messing that much with a good thing, but if they want to compete with Detroit... I actually think this is the team Mats will sign with.
TAMPA BAY: $2.6M
They could swing a small deals and get the cap room, but is another forward what Tampa really needs? From Mats perspective, what would be the motivation to go there? Can't see this happening at all.
VANCOUVER: $8.5M
They have the room. They want him. But they suck. At least so far. I like Ohlund as much as the next guy, but this is not a defence that wins cups. It's clearly not just about the cash or Mats would be there playing right now.
PHILADELPHIA $1.5M
Like most teams fishing for Sundin, they don't have the bait. This one would make no sense to me at all.
MONTREAL: $1.1M
I know they took themselves out of the running and picked up Robert Lang, but Lang makes $4M so if they really still want Sundin they could move that money somewhere. Doubtful, but you never know with Gainey.
TORONTO: $8.6M
We have the money. This is his home. He's still the captain. Say what you will about all that, I just don't see why the Leafs would pay $6-$7M for what will essentially be a rental player for the rest of the season. If the Leafs goal this season is to break this team down and build it back up and hopefully catch a top 3 draft pick for our trouble, than stick to it. I actually think he'll play in Ottawa before here if Ron Wilson has any say.
Here are some other teams and their cap space...
DALLAS/$4.5M, COLORADO/$5.7M, PITTSBURGH/$100K, SAN JOSE/$600K...
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Game Day: Panthers vs. Sens
The Cats have never had much luck in Kanata and even with Gerber spotting them the first shot, I'm still comfortable enough with a 3-2 Sens win (Fisher, Picard, Winchester).
Wednesday at the BoO
On the bright side, your dream of owning the Leafs may never come true but you could dump your Kanata club and buy the next Toronto NHL team. Could there be a more bullet-proof investment in all of sports? No Government bail outs necessary here...
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Speaking of shame, the Ducks didn't record one shot in regulation after the 7:40 mark of the second period last night. No shots for well over the last half of the game. I don't know whether to be proud of the Leafs or sick in my stomach that Brian Burke will be our GM in a few months.
***
Damien Cox wouldn't piss on MLSE if it was on fire, but Ron is apparently his guy. Sens fans will especially like the part about Sundin. Again.
***
The Leafs have only 5 points on the season and there are plenty of underachieving teams below us in the standings, which means the Tavares hunt is alive and well. Which begs the question, was Ron Wilson looking for an edge last night by putting an ice cold Joseph in for the shootout, or did he read this line in the paper yesterday afternoon:
JOHN TAVARES 13GP - 14G 9A 23PTS
Fingers crossed.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Wilson can juggle too.
Tonight we'll see the Leafs new #1 line that will feature none other than John Mitchell at center, flanked by Antropov and Blake.
Oh dear lord.
No knock on Mitchell, he's big and fast and is known for his playmaking abilities and work ethic, but he's spent a whole 5 games in the NHL and that was playing wing. On the fourth line. He has one assist to show for his troubles.
Last season with the Marlies he collected 56 points in 79 regular season games, but turned heads with an impressive playoffs, leading the team with 8 goals and 12 points in 19 games.
IN OTHER NEWS: The realism of EA sports is astonishing. In my first NHL '09 season on XBox since buying the game last week, my Leafs are a pathetic 3-8. My only win since splitting the first two games of the regular season? A 4-2 win against the Sens in the very game we will see this Sat night. Lets hope there's something prophetic in my game console...
Monday, October 20, 2008
KABOOM
Foligno-Spezza-Winchester
Heatley-Fisher-Alfredsson
Ruutu-Kelly-Vermette
Donovan-McAmmond-Neil/Schubert
[link via Everyone]
Splitting up Spezza and Heatley?
Sez the coach: "There is no excuse why that will not work"
In other unresolved issues, why wouldn't Hartsburg start Auld in the second of back-to-back games against his old team? Farking Gerber responded to the nod by letting the game's first shot in yet again.
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Finally, a Battle of Ontario game worth watching...
Will it decide who sits in 13th place?
Stay tuned folks. Stay tuned.
I find it very satisfying that after all this talk of back-up goaltenders, Manny Fernandez gets me 5 points in my office pool.
Ah. Ha.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Senators stats you don't see everyday
Is this the long welcomed Hartsburg course change? Considering those three were regularly pushing 25 minutes a night last season, it's definitely worth looking forward to.
Games in progress tonight: Sens are in tough 3-1 (oops 3-2) to the Bruins and Leafs are down 2-1 in Pittsburgh.
Friday, October 17, 2008
Game Day: The Day That Never Comes
-the dead zone between playoff and regular season games.
-the development of a defensive conscience in our number one centres.
-the arrival of a bonafide, honest-to-gawd, indisputable, let him cradle your newborn, Number 1 Goaltender.
The Sens will look for their first home win of the 2008/09 season as they host the Coyotes tonight at the Bank. It's still early, but at 1-1-1, the Sens have a new defenceman leading their scoring (shades of Norm MacIver?!), a sniper averaging a power play goal per game and a starting goalie with a 3.41 GAA. Tonight, the Alfie knee watch will continue and the boys may be on the receiving end of a few Brian McGrattan knuckle bombs.
Sens 6, Yotes 2 (Spezza, Heatley 2, Fisher, Neil, Lee). Wayne makes lots of funny faces on the bench.
Post your predictions, smack talk and interpretations of Metallica's career arc in the thread below.
GAME DAY: About Fricken Time Edition
TONIGHT: Toronto visit the Rangers while Phoenix make a rare visit to Kanata. A long layoff and no Afraidsson will surely be the excuses tossed out tomorrow if the Sens can't get it done, while Toronto are expected to lose so no excuses necessary.
Frogren and Stajan are back in while the Rangers will save Lundquist for Detroit tomorrow, meaning the Leafs as expected will be taken lighly by opposition playing two in two. No shock there.
At this time I'm not sure who Phoenix will start since they'll be in Montreal tomorrow. If I was Wayne I would play Bryz tonight and hope with all your guns you get the easier win nailed down and then hope for a Habs meltdown.
GAME DAY SONG for all your patience this week, none other than "Waiting Room" by one of my all time faves FUGAZI. This is a weird one.
No mention
A fast start to the season builds in a cushion so that when the inevitable ebb and flow of the year eventually catches up to a team, there is perspective. There is calm. There is no panic.
Or it hides major issues that should be dealt with before Christmas before its way, way too late.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
We're leading the league!
In goals allowed.
I just wish the NHL would give goaltenders the same respect they give skaters when it comes to powerplay goals. It doesn't affect your +/- if your a D-man or left winger, but if you're a goaltender it gets slapped right on your GAA and SV%. Toskala deserves better, he's been fantastic 5 on 5.
****
Ottawa are in 8th with three very good teams behind them in the standings. Could be a hell of a finish for 10th spot this year.
***
The Rangers lose Chepepanov in tragic fashion, but keep on winning. Today news breaks that Sundin has been working out harder and is on his way to Toronto. One could assume he's here to sell his house and move to Manhattan?
Happy Tuesday.
Friday, October 10, 2008
Right on Bremner, right on Front, left on Yonge...?
Here's how the rest might shake out:
Kelly / Vermette / Winchester
Schubert / Fisher (?) / Neil
Foligno / McAmmond / Donovan
Recall that third line put in a tremendous game last time the Wings were in town, setting the physical tone for what turned out to be the highlight of the season.
Monday, October 06, 2008
FIRST BLOOD
Good to see the kid stick it out even if it's only for 9 games. As far as Bell, he brought this on himself. I'll be the first to say I thought he had more to offer.
UPDATE: Toronto today waived Devereux. They also waived Kronwall. Hey Murray, this guy would be a 4th d-man on Ottawa if you hurry up!
Sunday, October 05, 2008
It was the worst of times...
It was an interesting camp. Here's who I thought stood out for all the right and mostly wrong reasons.
HAGMAN: This guy exceeded my expectations. He's fast as hell, has great instincts, is defensively sound and I bet he pots 30 goals this year. Him and Grabovski have really clicked.
GRABOVSKI: When the Leafs paid a 2nd rounder for this guy I was worried. Why would Montreal let a talent as significant as Fletcher and co were calling him to get away? Now that I've seen him try to drive the net through three players, all with 40 stiches in his face, I'm no longer concerned. It's refreshing to have a player with a one track mind to PUT PUCK IN NET. He's everything Kyle Wellwood, unfortunately, isn't.
SCHENN: Much will be said about him between now and the season starting. I've flopped back and forth on this a few times myself. One thing is for certain. No matter where he plays this season the Leafs have struck gold.
PONIKOROVSKY: He missed two wide open nets last night. He's always missing the goddamn net. I think it's time the Leafs had one less 3rd liner on the team. Anybody else?
FINGER: He only played one game but he led the team with 5 blocked shots in that game. Him and Kubina will ad a lot of toughness on the blue line once they're back.
TLUSTY: I think he's had an amazing camp. He's doing a lot of the dirty work on the line with Grabs and Hagman, and is showing real patience with the puck. No pictures of his penis lately either.
JOSEPH: Why is it I expect a goal anytime he faces a shot? Why is it he's allowed 10 goals in two games against partial NHL rosters? This is worrisome.
FROGREN: When he's a Marlie, be sure and get game tickets for you and the family. Very affordable.
BELL: I thought he would come out flying. I was wrong. He better do something if it isn't already too late.
MAYERS: Is that it? I was expecting a little more physical presence. Being the 2nd oldest guy on the team, maybe he's saving himself for the games that matter?
WHITE: Switches from D to F to end camp and was impressive. Unlike Bell, you get the sense that White knows he's close to losing his job and unlike Bell he's doing everything he can to save it. You have to admire him. A little.
Enjoy the game.
Saturday, October 04, 2008
Game Day: Getaway in Stockholm
Make note of the opening day lineup, things will change rapidly as Craig Hartsburg attempts to fend off the onset of Paddockitis.
Scoring 1: Heatley ("A") / Spezza / Alfie ("C")
Scoring 2: Vermette / Kelly / Winchester
Energy/Pain: Ruutu / Foligno / Neil
Checking: McAmmond / Bass / Schubert
Injured: Fisher
Offensive Support: Kuba / Smith
Shut Down: Phillips ("A") / Volchenkov
Third Pair: Picard / Lee
Goal: Gerbs
Let's open it up with a 5-3 Sens victory (Alfie x2, Heatley, Ruutu, Kuba). Alfie returns home a Senator for life, the Pens reach for the Chaser as the hangover sets in.
We have no pump up music today, in silent protest against the CBC selling out the Hockey Night theme song. However, I do have some exclusive footage of Alfie heading to the morning skate*
*Warning: Alfie is Jesus. Do not attempt if you are not Alfie.
Friday, October 03, 2008
Lies Make The Baby Jesus Cry
I mean, I'm certainly not a guy that's into that kind of stuff.
Sure Wade. The rest is classic Pinocchio (allegedly) stuff and throwing Emery under the bus with his "well, I didn't see him do anything..." answer.
Season starts tomorrow! WOOO-HOOOO!!!!
Thursday, October 02, 2008
Game day: All your playoff records are belong to Alfie
"He really turned it up for the playoffs," said Fredrik Jonsson, an official with the Indians. "He made Frolunda one of the best club teams in the world.
"That was my first year here and I thought every year was going to be like that."
Dean Brown is also along for the tour and remarks that "we could have been on a trip to Sudbury".
Take that, Fodor's!
Meanwhile, Sens first round pick Erik Karlsson brings the smack:
"It's a game for the fans and we will do almost anything to win, then we can say we beat Ottawa, we beat an NHL team"
To get everyone else fired up, here's a lovely tribute to Swedish Death Metal:
Alfie contract
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Let the daily media scrums begin
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Pizza 4ever
I don't know what I think about it. Vermette and Fisher will likely be the ones to determine how long it lasts.
I'm going to be interested to see how the icetime is distributed. Any sign of Paddock style coaching where Alfie is seeing 25+ min at the start of the season will be a major cause for concern.
Use the force
Nice of Wilson to give Schenn the shootout opportunity and great to see the young guy win it.
Video at TSN.
Monday, September 29, 2008
A season to remember
“We're not going to win the Stanley Cup this year. There's a news flash for you.”
The passion that unites us.
Oops, the tagline this year is 'Spirit is Everything'. Everything?
Maybe we can help improve this tagline...
Ensuring a lottery pick is Everything
Creating cap space for Burke is Everything
Saturday, September 27, 2008
More cuts, preseason action
While Winchester is keeping up on the top line, the lack of punch on the power play is almost as disconcerting as the expected weakness in their own end. 1 for 19 so far with Schubert, Kuba and Lee drawing much of the man advantage time for defensemen.
For the Blue Man Group, Meatriarchy provides some first impressions.
On the eve of the BoOB draft Sens host the Habs (7 PM EST, TSN2) looking to atone for a sloppy 5-0 loss, while the leafs take on the Sabres.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Getting there
Sc1: Heatley/Spezza/Winchester (gawd help us if Spezza can't take the next step forward and Winchester can't keep up)
Sc2: Kelly/Vermette/Alfredsson (probably the most robust and responsible line available)
Chk1: Foligno/Fisher/Neil (a.k.a. energy/pain line 1)
Chk2: is uh, Smith-Mauldin-Carkner (?!)
Zubov, Hennessy, Shannon and Nikulin were all cut, so the fourth line will likely be Ruutu/Bass/Donovan (a.k.a. energy/pain line 2). Of course, since Mike Fisher will probably miss half the season with assorted ailments, I'd like to see Bass get a chance on line 3, with Deano centering line 4.
As for the defense, beyond Phillchenkov your guess is as good as mine.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Hell Yeah
[Sun pic]
On the other hand, the "SNES" rumored third jersey could cancel out all kinds of coolness.
Monday, September 22, 2008
Game Day
Goalies: Curtis Joseph, Justin Pogge
Defence: Luke Schenn, Jeff Finger, Ian White, Carlo Colaiacovo, Mike Van Ryn, Staffan Kronwall
Forwards: Jiri Tlusty, Matt Stajan, Dominic Moore, Boyd Devereaux, Ben Ondrus, Mark Bell, John Mitchell, Nikolai Kulemin, Ryan Hollweg, Darryl Boyce, Robbie Earl, Jason Blake
Pogge will play the 2nd and 3rd.
Keep an eye on Kulemin and Mitchell tonight, two young guys gunning for a roster spot. Game's on Sportsnet Ontario, and there's a tailgate going on at ACC right now. The Watchmen are playing at 6pm, and the Leafs alumni are playing a ball hockey game against the fans.
They're also giving away 100 tickets at the tailgate if you want to try your luck.
Leafs win this one by a goal.
Sens suck.
Hands up
Above: a familiar sight, Redden's "I've lost my contacts" puck-fetching technique.
Friday, September 19, 2008
The Shallow Chart
1. Last year's overall points by roster position (Tampa Bay, Ottawa, Detroit)
2. Last year's 5v5 points per 60 minutes of ice time by position (same benchmarks, data from Behind the Net)
3. Same as 1., but with the 2008-2009 adjustments to the Senators lineup (Ruutu's et.al.'s stats in place of Stillman et.al.)
4. Same as 2., but with the 2008-2009 adjustments the the Senators lineup
Sobering thoughts:
a) Detroit adds Marian Hossa to the depth chart and uh, they also still have Nick Lidstrom.
b)Tampa Bay signed like two or three dozen forwards in the off season, so the third and fourth line vacuum is less of an issue.
c) Ottawa? Two of their defensemen and one forward had no even strength NHL points last year. While that's obviously going to change and the chart is an overly negative representation, putting up Meszaros/Redden/Corvo or even Stillman numbers could be a stretch.
Ah well, chin up and let's have a look at what comes out of training camp.
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Monday, September 15, 2008
Something to snack on
But despite his team dropping a 7-5 contest to the Ottawa Senators at the three-team rookie tournament yesterday, Maple Leafs' first-round draft pick Luke Schenn looked much happier last night than he did following Toronto's 5-2 loss to the Pittsburgh Penguins on Saturday.If only Raycroft and McCabe were still there to nurture this 'me first' attitude to its full potential.
"I felt better," said Schenn, who was selected fifth overall in this year's draft by the Leafs. "As the game went on (Saturday) I was a little bit nervous and just kind of getting adjusted to the speed, but I felt better (yesterday)."
A summary from the Sens perspective here.
Saturday, September 06, 2008
The Battle Rages On...
I'm going to send an email blast to all of last year's managers to give them first dibs at getting back in. After that, I'll have an open invite to fill empty slots.
Right now, what I need is some candidate dates and times for the live draft, which will be of a similar format to last year (if you can't attend, don't worry you can set autopick to fill your roster as the draft proceeds). Until the draft date is set, the league won't activate.
Let me know what y'all think. Sept 29 is the first day of the regular season and the weekends are the 13/14th, 21/22nd, and 27/28th.
Thursday, September 04, 2008
Monday, September 01, 2008
Long weekend deals
Like many Sens fans, I'm happy to see some more new faces given the truly toxic atmosphere around the club last season. But we can't forget Meszaros' incredible rookie year and the upside yet to come. He seemed to lack a stabilizing mentor on the blueline and missed a great opportunity for a bounce back season with all that went on. Kuba, on the other hand has quietly put together several decent seasons with Minnesota and Tampa, consistently averaging just under a half-point per game.
In other news, Jacques Martin's ex-leaf fetish just keeps getting creepier and creepier.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Friday, August 22, 2008
Let this post serve to identify the deepest point of the off-season trough
A report in the Citizen in June said the house, listed for $6 million, was the most expensive property on the Ottawa market.
The purchase comes after Mr. Spezza, one of the top centres in the National Hockey League, accepted a contract extension last November that will pay him $49 million over seven years and keep him in Senators colours through the 2015-16 season.
Lemme guess, this ran above the front page fold in the print edition. Between this and ferret lady, suffice to say it's been a compelling and rich past few weeks of news gathering over on Baxter Road.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Mark Bell a Free Man
55 days. Hard labour. Working along criminals.
Let's hope it leads to more of this delightful behaviour.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Thursday, August 14, 2008
McCabe all but a Panther
I read earlier there are even more teams interested besides Florida.
I think it's officially safe to say Toronto will not have McCabe on the blue line next year.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
TRAITOR!!!
Hamilton's Alena Sharp, Canada's top player on the LPGA Tour this year, has a
Toronto Maple Leafs head cover on her driver, but she said today she's willing to chuck it for this week."I was waiting for that one to come up. Last year in Edmonton, I got flack about it...so if someone is willing to bring an Ottawa Senators head cover, I'll put it on my bag for the week. I guess you can put that out in the media."
Wow. Just wow. Your Leafs Nation passport might get revoked.
Thursday, August 07, 2008
Fletcher and Wilson hashing things out.
McCabe giving up on his no trade clause?
Read about it here.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
CANADIAN CONTENT
First, Sundin's agent says there are now six teams interested. One has to think that if any of these new interested teams are a Western Conference powerhouse, he'll go there. Read that story here.
Second, McGuire posted an interesting breakdown of the Canadian NHL team prospects in WJ camp.
Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Calgary all have two prospects vying for a place in the tournement. Ottawa and Montreal have one each, with Ottawa having the least chance of being represented by Canada at the tournament. Full story here.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Vermette arbitration
Update: Signed.
The Sun has learned Antoine Vermette avoided arbitration.
Here is the deal.
$2.525 million next season.
$3 million in 2009-10.
Friday, July 25, 2008
Very sad news
Shocking.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Commodore Has Something To Say
Which begs the question, Jason Spezza: If you can't identify complacency in the dressing room, is it because that complacency is you?
8 Million Bucks. Smile for the camera!
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Fact: Leafs hire two assistant coaches.
With Finger, Mayers and Hagman also added to the mix, plus VESA TOSKALA ready to pick up where he left off last season, the only way to go as far as goals against is up.
It's something to look forward to.
In Ottawa news: Martin Gerber cashed his summer cheque last week and felt zero shame.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
2008-2009 Schedule
Battle of OntarioDon or Jay will probably update this with sens' highlights.
In Toronto - October 25, January 3, April 11 (last game of the year)
In ottawa - November 27, February 28, March 9
The annual "Fill Scotiabank more than usual and embarass local fans" game has been scheduled for February 28's matchup which falls on a Saturday.
Also, a quick (and belated) note of congratulations to Dany Heatley Speedwagon who is undertaking the unenviable task of keeping Scarlett Ice humming at its usual high level while Sherry is working in England.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Taking the pulse
Breaking News: Jobless homeless man takes in Leaf Game.
This morning.