Q: How do you find Calgary?
A: Walk south until you smell it and then west until you step in it.
Q: What do the Flames and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look terrific until they hit the ice.
Q: What do the Calgary Stampeders and the Calgary Flames have in common?
A: Neither team can play hockey . . . or football.
Q: Why can't Pamela Anderson support the Flames?
A: The Flames' one cup can't support her.
and in the comments:
Q: How many Torontonians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 4,500,000 -- 1 to actually change it and the other 4,499,999 to talk about what a world class event it was...
wrong joke! its how many Flames fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 100, 1 to change the lightbulb, and 99 to talk about how the Flames made it to game 7 of the stanley cup finals.
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