Tuesday, January 25, 2011

The NHL is f#*king with us

If you've been successful in ignoring the marketing crap the NHL puts out in the crappy months I apologise for this hitting your retinae. I'm pretty sure the NHL is mocking us.

Background: the NHL hired Stan Lee (yes - of Marvel Comics fame) to develop "Guardians" for each team. Here are ours.



  • Super Agility. Apparently Stan Lee has not watched a Senators game this year.

  • Mind Control. Ok, this one I get - Mike Fisher seems to have the ladies of Ottawa in a permanent dreamy-eyed daze.

Maple Leafs


  • Chlorinetric communication. What the fuck?

  • Mass Manipulation. Yeah, that explains Leaf Nation pretty well.

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