This article by Mike Zeisberger has some gems that are sure to wet the pants of any level headed sports fan.
On Monster Jo's 1st win:
"it might be difficult for coach Ron Wilson to put anyone else in net for the next few days, weeks, even years, without creating a revolt within Leafs Nation."
On what is known to future generations as "THE Save":
"His miraculous lunging stop off the Ducks' Eric Christensen early in the first period"
(I may change his name to Jesus Jo' Monster after that one)
And representing Leaf Nation, commenter number 2: StuGatzFromMississauga @ 10:17 a.m.
"All I ever wanted was a goalie who can make a save to keep the team in every game. It looks like the monster will be that guy."
After one win against a West Coast bottom feeder StuGatz? Really Stu?