Somebody Call A Wahhhhhmbulance

Hey, look at this, senators fans and scribes whining about referees. I must be dreaming because that never happens. Sure ottawa, the league is out to get you. That's why when Alfie hit Tucker from behind and broke his shoulder blade there was no call on the play and no suspension. A real conspiracy. You want conspiracy? Tucker got 8 games for sucker-punching Ulf 'The Knee Destroyer' Samuelsson. He should have got a medal.

Oh, and your city blows:

Julius [a party promoter] explained that Cleveland, while a shithole, is not the shithole that Ottawa is.

Happy first day of Spring people!