The Final Word On Emery

Kevin from Barry Melrose Rocks has the local's view on Emery's Wild Ride:

Now, being an Islander fan and having lived on Long Island for 20+ years, I can tell you that without a doubt, there's no way someone can do that. If you can make it from the Coliseum to the Isles practice facility and only be four minutes late for practice there are two possible scenarios: 1) You were at the Coliseum well before practice was supposed to start. We're talking 30-45 minutes early. 2) You're lying through your teeth.

So, I guess that wraps it up. Emery hates his teammates, hates Ottawa, hates having the impression that his team actually has a chance for the Cup and wants to get traded. What are the senators going to get for Emery? Does that open up room for Don's wish to see Foppa the Fragile Swede line up with the team?