How about: "Burke".
You were thinking pussy, right? Well at this point the two are synonymous.
A brief synopsis:
Burke's bestie is Wilson.
Wilson coaches the Leafs.
Leafs have been brutal under Wilson.
Burke loves his bestie.
Burke wants to fire someone.
Burke will not fire bestie.
Burke tells bestie to pick who gets fired.
Wilson picks. Burke fires picks.
Really, kids, what kind of coward pulls a stunt like that?