But me saying flat out that the Leafs WILL defeat Nashville tonight will never be as bad as when Captain of Ottawa Village guaranteed a Stanley Cup. I mean shit, look at the photos people went out of their way to create for the guy?
My gut feeling that the Leafs will reign victorious tonight is strong, like the force. That's why I'm even going to break my own proline rule and bet on the game involving the Leafs on my ticket for tonight.
I will not guarantee the score, but let's throw down a 5-1 ass woopin'.
Go Leafs. And go Unicorns!