"Inspector Clouston"?, "Clouston We Have A Problem?", "Sparky Allison Redux?"

Or will we be able to stash the gags and be content with "a reasonable substitute for Bruce Boudreau and/or Pete DeBoer"?

Here's his opening night lineup against the Kings (via Hockey Capital):

Heatley-Spezza-Alfredsson
Foligno-Vermette-Neil
Kelly-Regin-Fisher
Winchester-McAmmond-Ruutu


And of course, Elliot FTW! Coach killers, on your marks...