They Call Him The Keg?

I can't find a detailed game log on the web, so I'll rely on Don Brennan's notes for the second-line center candidate:

"It looked like his first NHL game," Bryan Murray said in defence of Kaigorodov, who played 15:32, was a minus-1, had no shots on goal and was 6-11 in the faceoff circles

Even his linemates are faking groin injuries to avoid playing with him.